Thursday, July 28, 2005

COUNTRY LIVIN

....im not frustrated anymore. woohoo! not sure what did the trick but i think stayin up really late one nite helped. ;) hehehe work has been work....not even a funny story to share which is kinda weird. "is it a full moon?" i have since talked to chica, i mean really talked to her--not just the cat and mouse game of messages. she seems to b doin well and im happy for her.

hoochie mama, tim and i went to our county fair to watch the Tough Truck Competition. that was fun, i got my sugar waffles!! back in the day it was SUCH a big deal to go to the fair as many times as u could, get all hoochified and walk laps for hours on end to c who u would run into. i suppose the fair signified the end of summer and marked the start of another school year. nothin much has changed....theres still hoochies and players walkin laps for hours on end. .......wow, we were lame then and im old now. lol. do y'all remember doin shit like that???

speakin of local yokels.......theres an auto shop here in town that rents those big message boards, the ones with the plastic letters. well they always have one out front of their shop with these quirky little sayings on it. they put a different saying on either side....the latest 2 sayings r....."the older u get the better u get unless ur a banana" and the other side says "u cant expect an empty bag to stand up" my next day off im gonna go take a pic of the board so i can put it up here. hopefully they will have changed the sayings by then! sometimes my lil town amazes me.....and not always in a good way. OMG!! perfect example of bad amazement---the town bought new street signs, but not for the whole town--just the "old section". they r now brown instead of green and above each street name is an addition that reads "National Historic District". wow. and i thought paving the roads might take precedence.

Warning: Explict content....you'll be offended or amused

will i be able to justify ripping somebodys head off in a fit of rage as tempoary insanity? God i hope so. i've realy come to belive that this world is basically comprised of two groups. The fist being me, and the second is all you stupid fucks hell bent on ruining my day. I'm sure you've heard the saying," I've got nerve left...." Well, I'm out of nerves. This goes way beyond somebody cutting you off in traffic or that elderly fuck whos blinker has been on for ten miles. This stems the the basic inability of 99% of the population to function on a basic level. That, and why is it when your having a bad day all the fucking idiots feel compelled to "cheer you up!!" Guess what? FUCK YOU!! I like being pissed off, moody and upset. When you ask whats wrong and i give the finger, just assume that you are my problem. Leave me the hell alone. I seriously want to know why people only give a shit when you're mad. the rest of the time they could give a fuck less. So all I'm really saying is leave me the fuck alone. Don't talk to me in person, don't call, don't write, no fucking smoke signals. When i'm not infuriated with the world, I talk to you.

Friday, July 22, 2005

PARK, NEUTRAL, REVERSE...DRIVE??

sooooo......im frustrated. over what im not exactly sure but now its to the point where im annoyed and disgusted by the littlest thing. i think my frustration sometimes comes from thinkin about the future....where i wanna b, what i want to b doin, who im gonna b with, etc. sometimes those kind of thoughts r daunting. i mostly live one day at a time so im not sure what brings on these thoughts of the future. maybe its feeling like im being trapped. and i think about the future in hopes that i wont become trapped into a certain place, or routine or friendships or any relationships for that matter. not that i dont enjoy my life or the ppl in it, i do. i just hate ruts. (yeah, i know...work, chores, sleep...welcome to the real world) and i hate not being able to b better for someone when i can b. i really wish i could pretend the future wont b here faster than i know it. its a suffocating feeling....as if i were being swallowed whole or maybe mauled by a deer. maybe thats not what suffocating is like at all since i have never been swallowed whole nor mauled by a deer, either way u get the point. feeling frustrated that life is movin faster than u r ready for is shitty. i suppose i need to get my ass in gear and catch up to everyone in the fast lane!! whats the big fuckin rush anyways!?!

a lil story to show how frustrated i am......tonite at work the res. i took with me to play putt putt is sittin outside smokin with me and 2 other aides. the one was apologizing for being new and havin to take a week off already for pink eye. the res. kept askin dumbass questions about pink eye. "how did u get it?" "do ur eyes itch?"(they were dumbass questions b/c the chic was explainin all this shit in her story and yet he had to ask again) the aide was like i woke up and my eyes were swollen shut, i had to feel my way to the bath room......blah blah fuckin blah is all i heard. the res. then proceeds to say after the aide JUST FUCKIN SAID my eyes were swollen shut, the res. says "what!?! they were swollen shut! how?" OMFG all i could think of after the thought of kickin him in his ass was that i really wanted to ask him if he enjoyed being that stupid. GAAAAWWWDDD!! ugh. one more day and i have the weekend off, it may not b a good idea for me to leave the house if im gonna keep havin to deal with idiots................mmmhahaha :D

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

WORK STORY & MORE

what to say, what to say.....first im a lil disappointed over the remarks or lack there of on my previous post. pffft!! i am no more tuned in now than b4! thanks alot guys!! :-p

work is work. although the other nite i came home with a hilarious story for tim. (at least i was crackin up) u c, i am a mere 5' 1" so that means that sometimes while pullin a residents pants down to change them or potty them etc. my head gets a lil close to the butt area. i was in the bathroom with a male res. toileting them and i no sooner yanked his pants down when he ripped ass. funny thing was......it was a WET ONE!! he blew shit all over the toilet lid and ring. some even hit the wall and floor. omg i was laughin sooo hard and thankin god that my head was clear of the firing range!!! i dont think tim was quite as amused as i was, but what do u expect when u work with the elderly?!?

then.....we have this lil lady who is sometimes out in left field. now most residents cant remember my name let alone pronounce it. but the other nite this particular lady was especially needy for attention---we dont have time for that so while i had gone in to check on her earlier and told her id b back i just hadnt made it yet. im down the hall doin my thing workin my way up when i hear someone screamin my name. i was like wtf??? so i half-ass jog up the hallway to c what the deal is and its her! eyes glazed over no doubt due to her medications, hand up in mid air yellin for me. i go in her room and am like ms. _____ what do u need? y r u screaming? she just smiles at me and grabs my hand and asks me who i am. i say Tasha and she says oh! whatcha doin? good god!!! all that to ask me what the hell im doin!!! pffft. i told her to stop screamin that the other ppl in the hall sleepin would wake up and that got her started on y ppl were sleepin in the hallway. good grief!! its a never ending cycle there........ :)

(rnt u lookin forward to stories like this andrea??? :D )

i still havent seen chica. i think its been a month maybe a lil longer. who knows!?! i lose track of the time on a regular basis. i havent seen darcy in almost 2wks and me n angie coordinating schedules is like a nun whoring around........just aint happenin. ;) i figure everyone knows my # and where i live....im pretty tired of puttin forth all the effort. fuck u guys u know where im at!!! :-p

on a brighter note i splurged this last weekend. mmmhahaha y'all know about my affinity for all things soft well........i bought a set of 600 thread count sheets. HOLY SHIT they r SOFT!!! i never knew that sheet sets had thread counts that high. i wonder what the highest count is???

anyhoo thats it unless u wanna hear bout hangin curtains and being domesticated?!?! ciao

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

GOD! THIS AGAIN? hehehe

well well well....we're on this subject again. (u know---sex) (duh) if hoochie mama's theory is that men like to make chics scream, then i want to know what promotes the desire!!! what is it exactly that makes men such horn balls??? is it a look? a nice ass? a perky set of tits? something more innocent? just a need to shove ur dick in something? and whats the deal with wanting it all the time?!?!? i mean i know that with chics its been said that the more they get ass the more they want ass, but somehow i dont think that theory holds true to men. i think with men that the want comes from a primal place.....cause lets face it, when it comes to ass chics hold the power. "if i dont want it, then ur not gettin it" and with that in mind.....fellas lemme know what makes ya a hornball :D :D :D

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

my theory

First this is an idea that I had and I WANT input please.
Now the thoery, that straight men enjoy making girls of all ages scream. First as boys they play tricks and tease girls. Then as men they want to fuck them until they scream.
I know there are exceptions to every rule but I want to hear if it sounds off the wall or actually plausible.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

CATCHIN UP

first lets start with the putt puttin.....i did take the res. out with us and tims nephew did come along as well. we went to magic mountain to play, but just the putt putt course. the car ride there was interesting with tims nephew bouncin around in the back seat and squealing like a girl. we get there and start our course. i think e (tims nephew) played 2 holes and decided it was more fun to run along the bricks outlining the holes. he ended up scrapin his foot. we also had a group of 7 guys in front us which we kept havin to wait on.....ugh. we got about half way thru and had to get a refund b/c it started to thunder and lightening. i ended up with a few bucks extra since the cashier didnt know how to count!! yeah yeah, i shoulda said somethin but what the hell. e's mom called freakin out that darcy didnt have him home in time so we dropped my res. off and flew back home. ahhhhh, peace and quiet. :) the next day at work the res. was approached by my boss and was asked where he went on wednesday. needless to say he told her and all she said was "good". (u know in a funny tone) she never said anything to me about it so oh well.

yesterday tim, darcy and i got to go c red, white and boom. to keep us entertained on the ride there we were comin up with insults for every letter of the alphabet. u shoulda heard some of the shit tim was comin up with!! lol it was their first time ever goin and it was packed!! this yr i got there in enough time to c the cheesy parade b4 the fireworks. woohoo. its crazy, ppl will camp out early the day of just to get a "good spot" and they rope it off as if the damn grass belongs to them. we must have walked around lookin for a place to set up our chairs for a good 20 minutes. even when tim asked this guy if we could sit next to his precious roped off grass he told us NO! what nerve. we finally just picked a spot on the sidewalk and within 10 minutes this guy comes up to us and asks us if we were comfy there. we all said not really and he shared his spot with us!!! which we all thought was kickass til his drunken-ness really started to show. he was hittin on darcy soooo bad! lmao. tim looked at me and said, u feel like something that sounded good at the time turned out to b a bad idea??? i was like yeah and made him switch chairs with darcy so that she wasnt quite as close to drunk guy. he eventually passed out, even the fireworks didnt wake him up!! all in all it was a good time. :) :) :)

tim and i also got to go garage sale'n b4 we left for the fireworks. we were still on the hunt for a washer and dryer or kitchen table set. we found a w/d set at the first sale but for whatever reason i wanted to go check out this different sale i had listed. no go there so i was like lets go back to the first house........by the time we got back the w/d was gone. :( but we pressed on and struck some luck. a sale about 20 minutes north of us had a w/d and WE BOUGHT IT!!! woohoo!!! no more laundry mats or usin my bro's set!!! :) :) :) im sooo excited, hehehe.

im workin tonite and sunday, i have the 4th off. i could go in and work for a few extra hours and it would b double time since its a holiday.............but i probably wont, i get paid for it even if i dont work, just wouldnt b double time. so thats that, more later. ciao!