go fuck urself.
stop talking.
lock urself in a closet.
drive into a tree.
slit ur throat.
pretend u dont know me.
get a dictionary.
do ur damn job.
leave.
fall into a hole.
get mauled by deer.
butt fuck urself with a knife.
tear ur arm off and beat urself with it.
get on some drugs.
go to hell.
suck donkey balls.
kick ur own ass.
stop trying to think.
piss off.
well...........what the fucks up? alot and if i cared to relive the bullshit goin on at work id share the stories but i dont so u just have to live with the curiosity. pfft! i cant stress enough that its fucked up when ppl dont do their job---this statement also pertains to my personal life. i had to call the mortgage company AGAIN to try and fix what the dipshit i talked to the FIRST time failed to tell me. then it dawned on me that i shouldnt have even needed to make these phone calls but oh yes, its b/c the crackhead attorney wont return my messages that i have to play attorney as well. do u believe ive been tryin to get ahold of him for over a month? pfft. i think anything short of storming into his office with a shotgun now would prove to b futile. and then i hear that the title to the xs car WASNT mailed to the address i gave them but to a different address. gawd. if i had the money id start suing ppl for their idiocy. u think id make any money??? mmmhahaha >:)
so all this idiocy has my sense of humor out of whack. i had a res. who asked me to scratch their chin like i would a sheep. i cracked up and then laughed so hard i teared up when i told it to t. i know its senseless, but i still giggle when i think about it. where in the hell would ANYONE come up with "scratch it like u would a sheep"? and then i start thinking has this person spent alot of time scratchin some sheep or what? oh! and what if "scratch the sheep" is a dirty metaphor? oh god...........
Monday, February 27, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Saturday, February 11, 2006
I am still around!
Ok, so I haven't posted lately. OOPPSSS. I have been really busy with work and other things. How has everyone been? I just got my new internet service today and its much fasted then the other guy. Well, I will talk to ya'll later. Have a good night!
Sunday, February 05, 2006
STORY TIME
yeah, i know its been awhile yet again. i have no apologies, ive been in the real world. i have a few juicy stories for u though. hehe first, lemme tell u the conclusion to "i pay dues".....after aquiring account info i proceeded to pay off the xs car and the fuckin parking ticket. incase y'all thought i was goin to consult him on this matter u were wrong. i took the information i had in my hot little hands and ran with it. everything was paid and cleared b4 i even told him what happened. (which made me feel a little evil and giddy :) ) so yay! its all taken care of and its one less thing i have to deal with now.
soooo juicy news at work---first, theres been a firing! yes, one of the dipshits on days have gotten their just desserts. supposedly our don was just goin to give this person a warning but said person "went off" and told the don to suck a big fuckin hairy dick. it was then that the don fired them. dont know how true this rumor is, but the point is that they r gone.
secondly, i worked with one of my "fav" co-workers the other nite. (did u read sarcasm there? if not pls do so) she was only workin 4hrs and proceeded to take a break at 430. i was finishing up a bedbath, no big deal. well call lights were goin off like crazy on the hall come 505. shes no where to b found....i storm down to the dining rm and ask where the hell everyone is at cause im gettin bombarded and need a break. shes still no where to b found, so an aide from the other hall comes to help---thank god. then i go to lunch and come back 30min later to find said person, the unit mgr, the evening mgr and another aide all sittin on their asses in the dining rm while yet more lights r goin off down the hallway. hmm, must b fuckin nice to not do shit the last hour ur on duty. wish i could get away with that.
thirdly, this happened last wk to me....im doin rounds, check a certain resident, they r dry but screaming, i tell the nurse, shes fine with the situation so i move on. come out to have the same evening mgr yell at me that said resident doesnt like to sit in wet. well no fuckin shit lady. i just came out of that rm not 5min ago. which i tell her. next thing i know the don is havin a "little talk" with me about how to take care of this resident. i tell her the same damn story i told my nurse, and the mgr. i suppose i should b thankful the don didnt write me up cause apparently when this mgr tattle tales no questions r asked.---i do my job well, i go beyond the call of duty often and if i fuck up im the first to admit i was wrong but i did nothing wrong. my nurse even talked to the don about the situation saying that this mgr was way outta line. at least she stood up for me. pfft!
aside from the tattle taling goin on, we've still got the ppl who dont want to work--even a new aide with 15yrs experience has everyone bitchin about her. whatta shame. nothing in life is free, and if u dont want to bust ass, especially in this field, get the fuck out. how much simpler can it b??? the wk has been long for me, workin with fucktards, the call lights, the call offs, the bullshit, the threat of state walkin in. im hopin that having the last 2 days off will give me the refresher i need to handle the next wk.
everything else is just peachy. and hoochie mama.....kevin and maxine huh? i think they love to hate each other, t and i rnt like that. we found a zodiac book yesterday that i think explains us pretty damn well. hahaha in short it says---hes a controlling, manipulating evil bitch and im a stubborn, money grubbing, bitch with a 5yr cycle. ask t bout it. lmao :)
soooo juicy news at work---first, theres been a firing! yes, one of the dipshits on days have gotten their just desserts. supposedly our don was just goin to give this person a warning but said person "went off" and told the don to suck a big fuckin hairy dick. it was then that the don fired them. dont know how true this rumor is, but the point is that they r gone.
secondly, i worked with one of my "fav" co-workers the other nite. (did u read sarcasm there? if not pls do so) she was only workin 4hrs and proceeded to take a break at 430. i was finishing up a bedbath, no big deal. well call lights were goin off like crazy on the hall come 505. shes no where to b found....i storm down to the dining rm and ask where the hell everyone is at cause im gettin bombarded and need a break. shes still no where to b found, so an aide from the other hall comes to help---thank god. then i go to lunch and come back 30min later to find said person, the unit mgr, the evening mgr and another aide all sittin on their asses in the dining rm while yet more lights r goin off down the hallway. hmm, must b fuckin nice to not do shit the last hour ur on duty. wish i could get away with that.
thirdly, this happened last wk to me....im doin rounds, check a certain resident, they r dry but screaming, i tell the nurse, shes fine with the situation so i move on. come out to have the same evening mgr yell at me that said resident doesnt like to sit in wet. well no fuckin shit lady. i just came out of that rm not 5min ago. which i tell her. next thing i know the don is havin a "little talk" with me about how to take care of this resident. i tell her the same damn story i told my nurse, and the mgr. i suppose i should b thankful the don didnt write me up cause apparently when this mgr tattle tales no questions r asked.---i do my job well, i go beyond the call of duty often and if i fuck up im the first to admit i was wrong but i did nothing wrong. my nurse even talked to the don about the situation saying that this mgr was way outta line. at least she stood up for me. pfft!
aside from the tattle taling goin on, we've still got the ppl who dont want to work--even a new aide with 15yrs experience has everyone bitchin about her. whatta shame. nothing in life is free, and if u dont want to bust ass, especially in this field, get the fuck out. how much simpler can it b??? the wk has been long for me, workin with fucktards, the call lights, the call offs, the bullshit, the threat of state walkin in. im hopin that having the last 2 days off will give me the refresher i need to handle the next wk.
everything else is just peachy. and hoochie mama.....kevin and maxine huh? i think they love to hate each other, t and i rnt like that. we found a zodiac book yesterday that i think explains us pretty damn well. hahaha in short it says---hes a controlling, manipulating evil bitch and im a stubborn, money grubbing, bitch with a 5yr cycle. ask t bout it. lmao :)