PARDON ME, RNT U A FUCKIN PEACH U BLUNT BUTT PLUG?

hellooooo out there. first i must apologize for being MIA lately, but can u blame me for the fast approach of the holidays??? alright, so some of u could but i dont need your input. ;) lets just say ive been a little tense what with havin to run to the stores multiple times in one day to get the stuff i need for presents and stocking stuffers. or the fact that i work with a few dipshits. or that my xmas get together was NOT what i was hoping for. or that ppl cant seem to make plans cause they "just dont know". wtf? shall i elaborate on all of this???.....thanks, thought ud like to know!!

u know how frustrating it is when u go to the store with specific things to buy and get distracted buying other things and forget the original shit....yep. then to come home and start wrapping only to use the last two pieces of tape. FUCK! another shitty trip to the store. then u remember u forgot the candy after goin to the store to get the fuckin tape......another trip, more traffic, more waiting in obscene lines. 'nough said. (but its all good now, whew!)

dipshits galore! i go to work last week, im comin in to clock in boss says to me ull b on lower level for awhile due to "safety issues". i say...okay when can i get some training for down there? she replies uh get a really good report from dayshift tonite. did u catch that? THAT SAME NITE. wtf. so i get report from a chic who that day was their SECOND time being down there. fuckin lovely. not that i cant handle it but i like being prepared. well it was hell and when the upstairs rn hears bout it pulls me up there. so i go start doin rounds and start a bed bath when said rn finds me and says nooooo go to the other hallway. keep in mind that we have a new girl workin her SECOND nite on the hallway im told to go to and she has to move! so i pretty much worked the whole fuckin building and the new girl gets shifted from one hall to another. is it just me or was that INSANE? not to mention the standard dipshit stuff that happens on dayshift that us second shifters have to pick up. lemme tell ya though....the other nite i kicked ass on south between rounds, baths, inventory sheets, shaving the men, out puts and books, i wonder what my partner did? hmmmm.....'nough said. (oh theres an evil plot in the works, one nurse told another nurse out right that she'll do whatever it takes to get my fav nurse fired or make her quit----i think someones been a naughty girl and derserves to have some coal shoved right up her ass)

so my xmas get together was not what i had imagined. darcy couldnt make it and angie-n-steve didnt want to share t and i with anyone else. it was just me, t, mandy, l, and jeremy....oh and mandys brother. i dont know if i should even start tellin this story cause, well, it fuckin pisses me off. c mandy had asked me if i cared if her bro could come with her cause she was gonna take him shoppin when things ended here. now i know sibs fight, but their fighting is the bitchy nag at each other bullshit. typically ive seen this at their home and figured he'd behave if hes at my house with ppl he didnt know. i even told her make sure he knows to "b cool". oh yeah he will b she assured me. and says shell b here at 330/4. i ran to the store at 320 got back at 4 theyre sittin in the drive way. first story....my lil ol' neighbor lady cs him pissin in the snow and comes out. fuckin great! then he proceeds to run in and out of the house, no doubt pouting. ppl get here and he keeps sayin shit like "we need to go" "i have to go shoppin" "come on" "we should leave" and continuously runnin in and out the house. which causes mandy to bitch at him and make the rest of us edgy. she decides to leave and the lil shit has taken off....WALKING. phone calls to her mom were made and calls back etc. he comes back, argues with her and her mom or whoever is on the damn phone and they leave. ugh. i apologize profusly to l and jeremy and then feel like an ass. whole story is that mandys bro wanted to go shoppin at the mall, the mall in the town they fuckin live in so y she brought him here is beyond me. and y she didnt explain to him that it wasnt a quick "heres ur gift, get out" kind of thing confuses me more. apparently bringing him here was savin on gas for her. and apparently he thought ppl would b here when they showed up but i had told her it wasnt until 6 and that shed b EARLY. obviously it coulda been handled a helluva lot better but what really pisses me off is that he would act like such a twat in front of my company at my house. moral of the story---mandy u will NOT EVER bring ur brother and ur guys' drama to my house again.

explanation of above title....same nurse plottin against p told me that "pardon me" is actually more correct to say than "excuse me". this came about when i was tryin to get outta her way and thus said pardon me. she learned this from a miss manners book her grandparents bought her when she was a teenager---if u ask me i think she should re read the damn thing. then i had to call darcy to rant and she says well "rnt u a fuckin peach". i tell t about all this and he says when u make ur post u should title it "pardon me, rnt u a fuckin peach?" and then put my lil rant on here. blunt butt plug.....ummmm came from a convo earlier tonite with t and darcy over her water bottle and i thought id throw it into the title for kicks. TA-DA! :)

really, im all done ranting and im not tense anymore. shit is all taken care of and i can enjoy the holidays now. yay! i even spent a lil $ on myself today--haircut and a trip to the nail salon. although the lack of coffee this mornin made me a lil scary this afternoon but even that got fixed. ;) so alls well that ends well. thanks for the xmas presents guys....t and i appreciate them! now for that massage and did i hear somethin about a sexin??? hehehe :)

last week of the semester

So I really only have one test left. And a problem on a take home test that I porbably don't have to even do but I want to make sure that I have an A in the class.
And I had to spend and hour with a group doing a group final. This is the group from fucking hell. There's me how wants to work together and smooth things over unless you are being an ass. Then basically three asses. What I learned? Never ever ever try to be flexible and nice. ALways say what you want so you don't get stuck with the group form hell! There is one fucking moron who is a math education major and can't even round correctly. He tried to the group that he couldn't do a test we creted for 8th grade in 44 minutes. I swear if I could have decked him I would have. I hate morons. But what's worse than a moron? A moron you have to try to do something with.
Speaking of morons. Who brings a sick person over to their house, exposing their roomates to the virus? Yup. I swear if I get sick there will be some fucking hell to pay.
Oh yeah. The one test I have to take is in the class I am afraid of doing bad in so I have to do spectacular on the final and I can't bring myself to study yet.
I have like no money, except I am happy I got money back from a book. $40! I am so fucking happy about that. I am thinking of selling back another jsut for the money but i think it might be useful later.
I just want to get home relax a bit. ( DOn't worry Tim I will still wrap presents for you if you want.) Then I want to shop for my mom and give her her presents before we go to mexico.

TLC

well hello all. ive been a little amiss lately. u could say ive been preoccupied with christmas, a little bit of work and overall just tryin to hang in there. have i said lately how much i hate being a grown up? haha. soooo um yeah......i had a co-worker shoulder check me last week while at work. i wasnt very happy about that. told my nurse and the administrator. he got back with me today about this little issue. apparently this chic didnt remember doin any such thing and apologized to him. needless to say he told her that she should apologize to me and to "comfort" me he told me that sometimes the ppl that have worked at a place for awhile just need their bad habits or w/e brought to their attention. hmmm, im not buying it and im disappointed that she merely got a lecture! the least that could have been done was to write her up! fuckin work politics!!! pfft!!! u know, i love my job---that is, i love what i do but sometimes u can get too involved and that creates problems. ie.....i really like this facility and b/c i like it soo much i really want to fix the wrongs. well, im only one person and ppl very rarely change so u do the math.

my christmas shopping is just about complete. still need something cool for my brother then that should do it. i picked up his wish list the other nite. luckily the list i got was different than the one posted on his frig! that one included things like a cam corder, mp3 player and a digital camera.....wow! guys r so expensive to buy for!

i thought my car was gonna take a shit on me. i went to start it and the front end shook so bad u woulda thought u were sittin in a giant vibrator! thank god tim fixed it and it wasnt an assload of money. i cant remember if i told him thanks or not but if i didnt.........THANKS!! i appreciate it.

yep, its been pretty hazey around here for me. just kinda hangin out in left field. not sure what the deal is cause im not pissed off or in need of an asshole day or w/e. just kinda feeling like i need to make time for me. i wasnt even excited to put the christmas tree up this year, felt more like a chore than fun......and thats not me. i wasnt even uber picky about the window clings or the ornaments. u dont even have to ask cause tim already did----"r u feeling alright?" haha :) im sure the "occd" will set in soon enough. ;)

on a brighter note......our thanksgiving dinner was excellent! i cooked 2 turkeys and stuffed each one with half a head of garlic, onions, celery and an apple. it was sooo yummy! we had pies out the ass cause of ppl bringing extra. and we had an interesting conversation about corn quite possibly being the indestructible vegetable. hahahaha (if u dont get that, eat some corn and c how it comes out ;) )

aight, so thats it really. ill try not to b such a stranger but this haze is seemingly keeping me from wanting to do anything other than lounge around. btw, ive tried the halloween pics again, still no go. :( fuckers!

on a sidenote i lost 2 of my fav workers to dayshift. i know we'll still c each other but it fuckin sucks and im sad. traitors! :P also one of my residents passed away yesterday mornin---god b with u potter.