PARDON ME, RNT U A FUCKIN PEACH U BLUNT BUTT PLUG?

hellooooo out there. first i must apologize for being MIA lately, but can u blame me for the fast approach of the holidays??? alright, so some of u could but i dont need your input. ;) lets just say ive been a little tense what with havin to run to the stores multiple times in one day to get the stuff i need for presents and stocking stuffers. or the fact that i work with a few dipshits. or that my xmas get together was NOT what i was hoping for. or that ppl cant seem to make plans cause they "just dont know". wtf? shall i elaborate on all of this???.....thanks, thought ud like to know!!

u know how frustrating it is when u go to the store with specific things to buy and get distracted buying other things and forget the original shit....yep. then to come home and start wrapping only to use the last two pieces of tape. FUCK! another shitty trip to the store. then u remember u forgot the candy after goin to the store to get the fuckin tape......another trip, more traffic, more waiting in obscene lines. 'nough said. (but its all good now, whew!)

dipshits galore! i go to work last week, im comin in to clock in boss says to me ull b on lower level for awhile due to "safety issues". i say...okay when can i get some training for down there? she replies uh get a really good report from dayshift tonite. did u catch that? THAT SAME NITE. wtf. so i get report from a chic who that day was their SECOND time being down there. fuckin lovely. not that i cant handle it but i like being prepared. well it was hell and when the upstairs rn hears bout it pulls me up there. so i go start doin rounds and start a bed bath when said rn finds me and says nooooo go to the other hallway. keep in mind that we have a new girl workin her SECOND nite on the hallway im told to go to and she has to move! so i pretty much worked the whole fuckin building and the new girl gets shifted from one hall to another. is it just me or was that INSANE? not to mention the standard dipshit stuff that happens on dayshift that us second shifters have to pick up. lemme tell ya though....the other nite i kicked ass on south between rounds, baths, inventory sheets, shaving the men, out puts and books, i wonder what my partner did? hmmmm.....'nough said. (oh theres an evil plot in the works, one nurse told another nurse out right that she'll do whatever it takes to get my fav nurse fired or make her quit----i think someones been a naughty girl and derserves to have some coal shoved right up her ass)

so my xmas get together was not what i had imagined. darcy couldnt make it and angie-n-steve didnt want to share t and i with anyone else. it was just me, t, mandy, l, and jeremy....oh and mandys brother. i dont know if i should even start tellin this story cause, well, it fuckin pisses me off. c mandy had asked me if i cared if her bro could come with her cause she was gonna take him shoppin when things ended here. now i know sibs fight, but their fighting is the bitchy nag at each other bullshit. typically ive seen this at their home and figured he'd behave if hes at my house with ppl he didnt know. i even told her make sure he knows to "b cool". oh yeah he will b she assured me. and says shell b here at 330/4. i ran to the store at 320 got back at 4 theyre sittin in the drive way. first story....my lil ol' neighbor lady cs him pissin in the snow and comes out. fuckin great! then he proceeds to run in and out of the house, no doubt pouting. ppl get here and he keeps sayin shit like "we need to go" "i have to go shoppin" "come on" "we should leave" and continuously runnin in and out the house. which causes mandy to bitch at him and make the rest of us edgy. she decides to leave and the lil shit has taken off....WALKING. phone calls to her mom were made and calls back etc. he comes back, argues with her and her mom or whoever is on the damn phone and they leave. ugh. i apologize profusly to l and jeremy and then feel like an ass. whole story is that mandys bro wanted to go shoppin at the mall, the mall in the town they fuckin live in so y she brought him here is beyond me. and y she didnt explain to him that it wasnt a quick "heres ur gift, get out" kind of thing confuses me more. apparently bringing him here was savin on gas for her. and apparently he thought ppl would b here when they showed up but i had told her it wasnt until 6 and that shed b EARLY. obviously it coulda been handled a helluva lot better but what really pisses me off is that he would act like such a twat in front of my company at my house. moral of the story---mandy u will NOT EVER bring ur brother and ur guys' drama to my house again.

explanation of above title....same nurse plottin against p told me that "pardon me" is actually more correct to say than "excuse me". this came about when i was tryin to get outta her way and thus said pardon me. she learned this from a miss manners book her grandparents bought her when she was a teenager---if u ask me i think she should re read the damn thing. then i had to call darcy to rant and she says well "rnt u a fuckin peach". i tell t about all this and he says when u make ur post u should title it "pardon me, rnt u a fuckin peach?" and then put my lil rant on here. blunt butt plug.....ummmm came from a convo earlier tonite with t and darcy over her water bottle and i thought id throw it into the title for kicks. TA-DA! :)

really, im all done ranting and im not tense anymore. shit is all taken care of and i can enjoy the holidays now. yay! i even spent a lil $ on myself today--haircut and a trip to the nail salon. although the lack of coffee this mornin made me a lil scary this afternoon but even that got fixed. ;) so alls well that ends well. thanks for the xmas presents guys....t and i appreciate them! now for that massage and did i hear somethin about a sexin??? hehehe :)