AND THEN.......

wouldnt it b nice to b here with a cold one in hand??? mmm, oh the possibilities..........

**SNAPS BACK INTO REALITY** shitty huh? yeah, i know but it wouldnt b called being a grown up if it didnt suck ass from time to time! i saw a shirt at wally world the other day that sorta fits the mood lately.....it read---ill be nicer if you get smarter. t says i wont ever have to b nice again b/c ppl will always b fuckin stupid. hehehe :D which brings me to a small rant about work.........HIRE SOME FUCKING HELP FOR SECOND SHIFT!!!!! ooookay, now that thats over i can fill u in on the gossip:
1. the resident i had filled with the holy spirit and goin off is slowly gaining control of their senses again........(that is if they had it in the first place)
2. t and i found centerpieces and the fabric i was lookin for to make tablecloths. (i know this info is probably too domesticated for u, but u can kiss my ass)
3. p from work is STILL NOT FINISHED with my scrub tops. (i gave her fabric almost a yr ago)4. there is NOT enough angry rap music. (someone do something about that)
5. the x-nurse that was fuckin a resident is NOW fuckin the assistant maintenance guy. (lmao)
6. an aide was fired for not using a gait belt when assisting a resident. (resident got hurt, uh oh)
7. l had been missing from work. (i was sent on a mission to find her, did, in hospital, sucks)
8. t called his boss a bitch. (gave woman complex, she took off work for days)
9. im tryin a sunless tanning lotion. (develops over days, not orange yet)
10. some congrats r in order. (i hear a rattle)
11. my bday is in 13 days! (start sending the gifts...)
12. i bought gas for 2.77!? (asanine that i think thats "cheap" compared to 2.80-some)
13. all the xtra hrs i worked....CHA CHING! ( :D )

thats all u get for now kiddies, dont want ur heads to explode with all this news. (see! im being nice protecting y'all----someone better b smarter damn it!!!!!)