its been some week! workin short and workin 12hr shifts....whew! sunday nite i worked 12 and i worked on LL the entire time. i had a resident who found the holy spirit that nite. this res is usually in a good mood but lemme tell ya this mood went far beyond---to the point of being annoying. im sure yall have experienced someone like this. anyhoo, this res has big plans of "waking ppl up" at our facility. they just wouldnt let it go and when they asked me what i thought i told em.......im glad ur excited but most ppl dont feel comfortable talking about God so b careful in what u say and how u say it. this comment just brought on more of a lecture. sigh.
i was finishing up report when the nurse heard someone moaning and went to check it out. she stepped out of the room and said.....im gonna need help. i was like oh shit cause when i checked on this resident they were sittin on the edge of their bed just fine. so we all go in the room and said resident is stretched across the width of their bed on their back, blood rushing to their head moaning away. it was sorta funny given the nature of this resident. we sit the res up and get them standing cause the nurse needs a urine sample......well the nurse realizes that the res has proceeded to piss all over the floor. she gets mad, tells the res that this is what happens when u get babied and runs off to get a catheter kit. u can imagine the moaning and groaning we heard when she straight cathed the person...................but she got her urine sample! ;)
oh yes, fun times and sick nursing home humor.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, The courage to change the things i cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that i had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also help me be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that i might have to kiss tomorrow. -------Amen
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