THE NEWS

we're watching the news the other nite and this guy has a segment that reminds me of john something's "gimme a break" on 20/20. this guy is talking about pretzels and how some ppl r going to b in an uproar b/c the pretzel shape is an old CHRISTIAN symbol. the cross shape in the middle of the pretzel is the same shape as ppl folding their arms across their chest to pray. all of this being brought up b/c the pretzel is a staple lent food item. (its made of flour and water so its okay to eat during lent) pfft. r u fuckin kidding me??? seriously??? if ppl start getting pissed and the traditional pretzel shape starts being recalled........r ppl that bored? r they really that concerned over a FUCKIN PRETZEL? c'mon there r worse things goin on in the world and probably next door to ur house than the shape of a pretzel. PPL KILL ME!!!!

then the news switches to a local town of ours fast becoming the CAT CAPITAL of ohio. wtf??? did i just hear that right??? yeah, unfortunately i did. seems to b a, and i quote, "exploding cat population" goin on. if this is a new breed of cats then i definitely want to visit this town and check the cats out.....but if ur wasting news time to discuss the increase of stray cats.......holy shit!!!! they even went as far as to interview locals and the mayor to get their opinion. "ugh, yeah, ima gettin real tired of pickin up cat shit in my front yard. could y'all do somin bout that." gawd.

thank god for angry music. :) and i leave u with this lil song by korn.........

My brother, you love her But don't give up your instincts Hang onto you know what They'll be gone fast as you blink They're trained to seduce you Suck you dry quick as they can They tried to reduce you Now you're barely a man
Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar
Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar
It's not wrong to let go And let the woman ride you For fuck sake, don't lose touch With the dog that's inside you She wanted what you had You bet she smelt the spore Don't give up, fuck her up One more time, slam that door
Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar
Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you Hey you You're saying that she's all that you desire Liar Hey you You think you can throw water on this fire Liar
Oh my God How can you deny the flood That's flowing through you