DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND....

go fuck urself.
stop talking.
lock urself in a closet.
drive into a tree.
slit ur throat.
pretend u dont know me.
get a dictionary.
do ur damn job.
leave.
fall into a hole.
get mauled by deer.
butt fuck urself with a knife.
tear ur arm off and beat urself with it.
get on some drugs.
go to hell.
suck donkey balls.
kick ur own ass.
stop trying to think.
piss off.

well...........what the fucks up? alot and if i cared to relive the bullshit goin on at work id share the stories but i dont so u just have to live with the curiosity. pfft! i cant stress enough that its fucked up when ppl dont do their job---this statement also pertains to my personal life. i had to call the mortgage company AGAIN to try and fix what the dipshit i talked to the FIRST time failed to tell me. then it dawned on me that i shouldnt have even needed to make these phone calls but oh yes, its b/c the crackhead attorney wont return my messages that i have to play attorney as well. do u believe ive been tryin to get ahold of him for over a month? pfft. i think anything short of storming into his office with a shotgun now would prove to b futile. and then i hear that the title to the xs car WASNT mailed to the address i gave them but to a different address. gawd. if i had the money id start suing ppl for their idiocy. u think id make any money??? mmmhahaha >:)

so all this idiocy has my sense of humor out of whack. i had a res. who asked me to scratch their chin like i would a sheep. i cracked up and then laughed so hard i teared up when i told it to t. i know its senseless, but i still giggle when i think about it. where in the hell would ANYONE come up with "scratch it like u would a sheep"? and then i start thinking has this person spent alot of time scratchin some sheep or what? oh! and what if "scratch the sheep" is a dirty metaphor? oh god...........