.....And Stick It Up Your Ass!!!!!!!!

So, I work in an automotive parts store, which company polices prevent me from saying the name of. Oh well. Anyways, today I'm helping a customer over the phone. He decides he'd like to purchase the new clutch for his car. He then proceeds to ramble off a series of numbers. I intrupt him to ask what the numbers are for. He tells me he is paying by credit card over the phone. I tell the dipshit that it's against company policy to do that, and if he'd like to come in and pay for it, I'd have the papers ready. He then tells me to "stick that clutch, up your ass!" then hangs up. So the point of this isn't to vent about some less than civil customer. I simply want to know what, in a fit of rage have you been told to stick up your ass? Or hell, what have you told other people to stick up theirs?