To Good Not To Post!

Girl Poem A poem for us.... I shave my legs,I sit down to pee. And I can justifyany shopping spree. Don't go to a barber,but a beauty salon. I can get a massagewithout a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook,I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends,about the size of my ass. My beauty's a masterpiece,and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit,to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles,at any cost. And I don't have a problem,admitting I'm lost. I never forget,an important date. You just gotta deal with it,I'm usually late. I don't watch movies,with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay,to remember the score. I won't lose my hair,I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive,Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends,Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear,I can do better! Flowers are okay,But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? I don't have a problem,With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying,You look at the ceiling. DON'T call me a GIRL,a BABE or a CHICK. I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!