Story time and other crap

So, I get the hint. Let's see where do I begin, ah yes, the beginning:

It was one of those days, the fog just never seems to lift. The fog I'm refering to is the thick gray kind that hangs deep in your eyelids and makes your world seem slow and cumbersome. We, being my sweethart and I, have begun the day and her mood has been at a steady decline, till she asked me to get her a coffee. For future referrence, coffee for her, is a 20oz french vanilla cappucino. She begins to beg me for a coffee, relentlessy obsessing on how she needs this cup of coffee. And, after no small amount of saying, "no" I grab my keys and head to the store. Upon return of my perlious journey to speedway, she gives me a look. A look as if to say, "I have once again gotten you to do my biddings." So, I hold this most sacred cup of coffee at arms length, threatening to drink it myself. Unless, of course, the price has been paid. No, I do not want my 67cents back, I want something much more significant. I want a kiss. So as she leans forward, lips pursed tightly, hand reaching for the holiest of coffee grails which I possess. I recieve my kiss, and a couple extras too boot. And finally as smile dances across her lips, as much from me as the coffee, I am sure. I alert her to the fact that she has just whored herself out to me for 67cents worth of coffee. That she is now, like it or not, officially a COFFEE WHORE!


Yeah, kids. wasn't that fun? I thought so. now it's time for other crap, which in all honesty is just an answer to darcy. I just didn't feel like making a comment on one post and the creating another, so everybody else gets the joy of this to. Yes, I figure on some video game playing. don't worry about bringing any games, I have enough to keep us occupied. see, isn't other crap fun. I could just keep typing all fuckin night, puting all sorts of useless info into cyberspace. or rambling on all out of control in shit, talking about a who fucked whom and what carzy ass hair brained plan I got comin out next, But, I rather keep you all waiting! Bitches.