I SEE THE LIGHT!!

wow im fuckin cold. its freezing up here in the office....i thought heat rises. liars!! i got the chance to talk to chica on wednesday. (my phone bill is gonna b high, lol) we talked about the signs and signals guys and girls give each other. b it sexual enuendos, or a hint at what kind of mood we're in, or what we'd really like to have, etc. i can only give u my female perspective obviously. id like to think that there r just a handful of moods that guys need to b worried about. happy isnt bad u know! for me theres asshole days, sad, depressed, pissed, quiet.

"asshole days"-now that means that anything or anyone can set me off. when im in a mood like this im generally super sarcastic and relatively mean spirited. good sign to get away from me unless ur a glutton for punishment.
sad/depressed/quiet- if u ask me if something is wrong and i say nothing pls leave it at that. when im ready to talk believe me i will, sometimes its better to take the time to put ur thoughts together instead of spewing off at the mouth. this goes for being pissed too.

i know its hard for u guys to know whether or not we want to b left alone or should u do something. u must read body language. if my arms and legs r crossed, if i leave the room when u enter it or make myself busy while ur around, if it appears that im being stand offish good idea to stay a healthy distance away. take it upon urself to decide what is safe...b it a rooms distance away or a trip to wally world away. on the other hand if im doin the opposite--arms and legs not crossed, stickin around, not stand offish, talking some--it would b okay to ask do u need a hug? or is there anything i can do? but it is NOT okay to b super cuddly, needy or try to get laid. less is more in these cases if uve gotten the signs to b around.

now sexual enuendos-this one is tough cause not all chics r the same. for me, if im being much more touchy feely odds r i could easily b persuaded to go to bed. (touchy feely=grabbing ur ass more, a lil playful spanking, kissing the back of the neck, u get the idea) if i do something out of the norm...ie jump in the shower while ur in there, go to bed half dressed or naked, go panty-less. u know, out of the norm. my eyes tend to sparkle a bit more, but thats a hard one cause if im happy they do it too. i think that one is tough to decipher. i bite my lower lip, but u have to watch for it. there is the blatant statement of "lets fuck" but that tends to b a turn off comin from a guy, chics can get away with it. ;) the kisses i give will b a lil different. those r the main ones, at least all that im gonna share about me on here.

so what about u guys?? any tell tale signs to help us chics out??? :D