Tuesday, September 06, 2005

DATE FUNNIES :)

i must say that one of the things i enjoy is reading blogs. i find it relaxing, i get to laugh and sometimes it lets me know that im not the only one with fucked up stuff goin on. ;) i read this guys blog who tells stories about his dating life. but its not normal stuff, its the crazy shit that happens. and it got me to thinkin that i have had some "interesting" dates b4 myself. like the time i met this guy off the internet who refused to give me a pic, but oh well. its not that he was ugly per se but he was extremely cocky. he shows up for our date in khakis, button up shirt and tie....driving some fancy car with dealer tags on it. now the game plan was to go to magic mountain so i wasnt dressed quite like him. but the funny thing was, was that when we got in the car to leave he couldnt get it in gear....literally. he stood outside pushing on the car and talkin on his cell phone tryin to get instructions on how to fix the problem. at the end of the date he proceeded to tell me that i had an attitude. lmao. not my problem if u act like ur shit doesnt stink and then u fail to walk the walk. i have a few more stories but i wanna know about ur dating mishaps!!

2 comments:

Michael said...

here is one from me. recent too.

After talking to some girl online for a while, we finally decide to meet up. She talks this game like "we can do this, we can do that" and acts really confident every time I talk to her.

Finally, we meet up. Beforehand she seemed like she had the world in control, was assertive, all traits I like in women. Instead, she wouldn't even get out of her car. I talked to her, while she sat on her ass in the drivers seat.

Eventually, I sit in the passenger seat, and try to talk to her about doing something. Now, she doesn't know. The day before, she had a list of 75 things, but in my presence, she doesn't know.

It was like I was the hot teacher, and she was the schoolkid with a crush on the teacher. Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore, and said bye.

A few days later she talks to me via IM and says "so, your just never gonna speak to me again?"

I thought about telling her why I lost all interest, but the girls self esteem had to be horrible anyway, so I was nice. Besides, she wasn't mean, just... a boring horrible date.

The MilkMaid said...

what a way to puss out! but lets give her the benefit of the doubt...what if she was nervous? what if she was sooo taken back with u she just didnt know how to act?? hmmm????

okay folks...want more stories!!!