1. i was off yesterday and when i got home from c'in angie i decided to channel surf. i ended up watchin vh1. i have to admit that i sorta like those lame lists they always have, but last nite's episode was about "celebrity religion". i was instantly intrigued........then i was disgusted. what pissed me off was that there were celebs spending shit tons of cash on jeweled crosses and jesus heads. (over the top jeweled, grosstesquely flamboyant) to top it off celebs r makin an accessory out of the cross and basically any other religious figure. u know, if ur strong in ur faith and u want to witness for jesus, amen to ya. but ur supposed to b humble in every aspect, ur His servant not his fuckin PR coordinator. UGH!!
2. its kinda sick when u hear about a 27yr old fuckin someone old enough to b their grandma. (dont ask, u dont want to know!)
3. havin angie tell me that her hubby asks her when shes "not heavy" during her period so that he can get his groove on.
4. havin angie's mom refer to puttin a big sheet of plastic on the floor and using crisco.
5. having a resident ask me if i use my nails as weapons or as sex toys....and them sayin, oh yeah u use em as sex toys!
6. my neighbors. (enough said)
7. giving birth out ur ass. (if y'all dont know what i mean by this.....um ur retarded)
8. this huge ass crusty bug that flew into my windshield and is now stuck there. and no the windshield wipers did NOT take it off!!
9. rollin over into the wet spot.
10. c'in bigger chics wear things "less than flattering" while tryin to shop in wally world. not that wal-mart is high class, but i still dont want to c ur rolls.
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