WORK STORY & MORE

what to say, what to say.....first im a lil disappointed over the remarks or lack there of on my previous post. pffft!! i am no more tuned in now than b4! thanks alot guys!! :-p

work is work. although the other nite i came home with a hilarious story for tim. (at least i was crackin up) u c, i am a mere 5' 1" so that means that sometimes while pullin a residents pants down to change them or potty them etc. my head gets a lil close to the butt area. i was in the bathroom with a male res. toileting them and i no sooner yanked his pants down when he ripped ass. funny thing was......it was a WET ONE!! he blew shit all over the toilet lid and ring. some even hit the wall and floor. omg i was laughin sooo hard and thankin god that my head was clear of the firing range!!! i dont think tim was quite as amused as i was, but what do u expect when u work with the elderly?!?

then.....we have this lil lady who is sometimes out in left field. now most residents cant remember my name let alone pronounce it. but the other nite this particular lady was especially needy for attention---we dont have time for that so while i had gone in to check on her earlier and told her id b back i just hadnt made it yet. im down the hall doin my thing workin my way up when i hear someone screamin my name. i was like wtf??? so i half-ass jog up the hallway to c what the deal is and its her! eyes glazed over no doubt due to her medications, hand up in mid air yellin for me. i go in her room and am like ms. _____ what do u need? y r u screaming? she just smiles at me and grabs my hand and asks me who i am. i say Tasha and she says oh! whatcha doin? good god!!! all that to ask me what the hell im doin!!! pffft. i told her to stop screamin that the other ppl in the hall sleepin would wake up and that got her started on y ppl were sleepin in the hallway. good grief!! its a never ending cycle there........ :)

(rnt u lookin forward to stories like this andrea??? :D )

i still havent seen chica. i think its been a month maybe a lil longer. who knows!?! i lose track of the time on a regular basis. i havent seen darcy in almost 2wks and me n angie coordinating schedules is like a nun whoring around........just aint happenin. ;) i figure everyone knows my # and where i live....im pretty tired of puttin forth all the effort. fuck u guys u know where im at!!! :-p

on a brighter note i splurged this last weekend. mmmhahaha y'all know about my affinity for all things soft well........i bought a set of 600 thread count sheets. HOLY SHIT they r SOFT!!! i never knew that sheet sets had thread counts that high. i wonder what the highest count is???

anyhoo thats it unless u wanna hear bout hangin curtains and being domesticated?!?! ciao