Hi, my name is Donaldrdechico, I am applying for the asshole position!

Dear Mister Donaldrdechico, we are pleased to inform you that we have enough assholes on board our company and we will not be needing your assistance. You do have all the requirements to be the perfect asshole, however we do not except applications from menstral vomit that was ACCIDENTLY, or as we like to call it "A BIG FUCKING MISTEAK", that was inpregnated by a drunken crackhead with misdirected sperm that connected with discharge that managed to stay due to the lack of soap and water. If you feel that you were misunderstood in your application please feel free to stick your oppions up your ass because, quite frankly, we don't give a damn! We hope find your purpose in life, or rather, your place, which is on a sheet or a dirty towel somewhere that is washed, rinsed, and released down a drain.

Thank You For You Interest,
Life In The Rat Pack INC.